Mount Rushmore (n): Mountain in the Black Hills of South Dakota onto which has been carved the liknesses of Presidents Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Rosevelt. It had been suggested that President Reagan’s visage should be added, ostensibly to commemorate his achievement of quadrupling the national debt. However, since George W. Bush has far exceeded Reagan’s fiscal vandalism, certain members of the Right Wing have advanced the idea of carving him into the cliff face. Apart from the satisfying image of George W. Bush’s face being repeatedly struck with a mallet and chisel, this proposal will come to naught for the logistical reason that there simply isn’t room on the mountain for two more faces.