Army (n): A large group of armed men and women that President George W. Bush once swore, in April of 1999, “ought not to be used for what’s called nation-building.” And they weren’t. They were used to destroy one instead. The Army’s recruiting slogan has been, for some time, “Be all you can be.” In the wake of the Pat Tillerman and Jessica Lynch debacles, it has been suggested that this catchphrase be altered to read: “Be all you can be; we’ll invent the rest.”